Monologue Jokes- July 6th-11th, 2020

1. Amy Mcgrath defeated Charles Booker in the KY Senate primary…

   …That’s like getting promised a Prince concert only to show up and see Amy Mcgrath instead.

2. KFC’s new Zinger Fillets are being called the “ultimate hangover cure”…..

   …The only weird part is they must be taken anally.

3. Harry Styles is reading a bedtime story for people on the Calm app….

   …So get ready to be turned on by The Giving Tree.

4. A Muslim woman is suing Starbucks after a barista wrote “ISIS” on her cup….

   …The barista was instantly named the town’s new police chief.

5. CNN reports that the US is in a “free fall” with Covid19…..

   …The term “free fall” not to be confused with the number of cases which is soaring.