Monologue Jokes- June 21-28, 2020

1. A millionaire in England is hosting the first recorded “socially distanced sex party”….

   …I didn’t know people who went to sex parties were worried about transmitting diseases.

2. A recent study showed that Americans are the unhappiest they’ve been in 50 years….

   …It should be noted that 50 years ago they only asked white people.

3. A millionaire in England is hosting the first recorded “socially distanced sex party”….

   …The safe word is coughing and everyone will get right off you.

4. When asked about the lack of black podcasters at The Ringer, Bill Simmons said “it’s a business not an open mic night”…

   …With so many white men on microphones it might as well be an open mic night.

5. Mel Gibson is in trouble after calling Winona Ryder an “oven dodger”….

   …A better nickname for a Jewish woman would be a Mel Gibson dodger.