Monologue Jokes- June 15-21, 2020

1. This week more white people are going to celebrate Juneteenth than ever before….

   …Mainly because the “before white people” are why this holiday has to exist in the first place.

2. Male comedians are being criticized for their silence on Chris D'elia’s sexual misconduct accusations….

   …As a male comedian let me be the first to say I think its horrible that he was ever popular.

3. A video of a country singing family at a Trump rally has gone viral….

   …Personally I liked Kenny Chesney’s older stuff better.

4. Indie folk singer Phoebe Bridgers is releasing a new album called Punisher….

   …The Punishment for listening to it is depression.

5. The Supreme Court voted to uphold DACA……

   …Brett Kavanaugh reacted by boofing all over his robe.