Monologue Jokes July 19-25th, 2020
A restaurant owner burned a table where Jeffrey Epstein and Harvey Weinstein used to sit….
…Meanwhile Jared reserved them a private booth in every Subway across the country.
Donald Trump called WWI and WWII “beautiful wars”…..
…He later clarified that they aren’t as hot as Ivanka but he still would bang.
When asked about Epstien accomplice Ghislaine Maxwell, Trump said that he “wishes her well”…
…Sounds like someone is gonna be visiting the “known sex trafficker” section of Hallmark tonight.
Ghalstine Maxwell reportedly kept tin foil over her phone, thinking it would stop her from being discovered…
…After hearing this Trump put aluminum foil over his tax returns.
Christopher Nolan’s new movie “Tenent” has been delayed again….
…Not because of Covid, current Americans are just too dumb to understand its plot.